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3 Jul @ 4:10pm 
Medieval Knights Were a LOT Gayer Than You Think
22 Jun @ 11:25am 
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18 Jun @ 12:07am 
+rep scammed me out of a kiss on short dust:ws_lighter::flammable:
9 Jun @ 4:03pm 
this is my birthday party répondez s'il vous plaît!!!! you better come
2 Jun @ 11:29am 
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(。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。
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こんにちは~お久しぶりです 連日の猛暑が続いてますね。
体に気をつけて、良い週末を送ってください
1 Jun @ 9:16pm 
wacecaw
1 Jun @ 9:25am 
lentejas
24 May @ 4:05pm 
Steam gabe newell said its my turn on the computer so hand it over bub
20 May @ 5:31pm 
GAMING ❗
20 May @ 2:13am 
what in the freak does a coyote need a steam profile for anyway.............................................
19 May @ 8:34pm 
gay ahrd
17 May @ 9:53pm 
powerful message! ☝️🧍‍♂️
15 May @ 4:45pm 
blorggggg!!!!
14 May @ 11:04am 
In this study, we would like to ask you to respond to the questions about you and related to esports consumption.
14 May @ 11:04am 
Cod: Haddock Mackerel. Computer Science 2. eat healthy and study big!
8 May @ 6:02pm 
Ernest Jones said a swear word (it was censored)
8 May @ 6:01pm 
Tonight, the streets are alive, hookah, crushed pills.
Where are the wild ones? They're all welcome. I'm down for the trouble. Your
girls and their whole crew are fine as hell, but that ass of yours, wow, stands
out.
"
8 May @ 6:01pm 
I like the ♥♥♥♥♥ of Puerto Rico. PuÐÂμrto Rico's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great.
8 May @ 6:01pm 
Lewd sexual assault. Lewd Spanish language
No warning of sexual nature or drug use
No available closed captions for hearing impaired
8 May @ 5:59pm 
AS A FATHER IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO MAINTAIN A CERTAIN LEVEL OF
FAMILY PROGRAMMING NOT AS THIS OVER SUXUALIZED, PROFANITY
INJECTED (IN SPANISH) AND HOMOSEXUAL ORIENTED PROGRAM.
AS A HISPANIC FATHER IT IS SAD TO SEE THIS TYPE OF PROGRAMMING AND
HOW ITS ALLOWED IF THIS FILTH WAS TO BE TELEVISED IN ENGLISH SOME
WOULD BE IN HANDCUFF.
8 May @ 5:07pm 
The songs were despicable. He probably sings that way because he's demonic
and trying to laugh in everyone's face if you aren't paying attention OR you
don't speak the language. Bad Bunny sure got the last laugh didnt he? I
demand an investigation and both the station and him need to be held
accoutable!!! This was not AMERICAN. The joke is on all of us as AMERICANS!
8 May @ 4:55pm 
I will just make this Brief. The Halftime Show on NBC & okayed by Roc Nation &
NFL. Bad Bunnies grab his crotch and having kids find out the English
translation of he is banging chicks in cars, and his Penis is Fire etc. etc. Is so
Wrong on so many levels for children trying to watch what is supposed to be a
good thing. With Epstein files going on now and then NFL promotes this? Why
does all Media these days want to to Children this is ok?
3 May @ 3:57pm 
808 Shaker Break
Frankie Bones and Lenny Dee (DJ)
26 Apr @ 12:40pm 
[Intro]
What? What?

[Chorus]
21 Apr @ 9:38pm 
:slugcatsleep:
20 Apr @ 5:29pm 
Ew
9 Apr @ 1:57am 
The only ingredients: gluten, yeast, salt, water, salt water, lukewarm water, Jonathan-warm water, baking powder, baking soda, baking water, molasses, vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon, sugar, powdered sugar, brown sugar, brown water, dark chocolate chips, buttermilk, eggs, rolled oats, oil and vinegar, again: oil and vinegar, vegetable oil, olive oil, canola oil, The Egg, cheese, olives, cucumbers, tomatoes, raw onions, REAL olives, parsley, thyme, flour (NOT ALWAYS), chips, toast, soda, batter, food: the magic ingredient, carbon dioxide, a sponge, a living plant, cubes, emotion, Skillet, a sharp knife, rust, a good wrist, your fingers, your local dentist, a family of four not-so-hungry people, and syrup on the side (or waste product, if you want a REALLY kinky muffin)!
24 Mar @ 12:50am 
So, I was at my friend's place. It's 3 AM, and my friend Mike was absolutely out for the count on the couch, mouth wide open, snoring like an Irish guy. Naturally, being his bro, I thought it would be funny if I made him sniff my balls, so I got myself naked and tried to teabag him a little bit without making it sexual, because he's my bro and I have to do it. I'm hovering over him, trying to maintain a precarious squat, and then tried to flick my balls with my finger just to get them to tag his nose, so his nose would suck them right into his nose. The balls got vacuumed into his nose as I expected them to, but the thing is that it felt really good, so it made me lose my balance for just a moment, which caused my balls to enter his mouth and wake him up.
24 Mar @ 12:47am 
I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going?
23 Mar @ 4:42pm 
I'm taking you off the cinnamon toast crunch and putting you onto the Cascadian Farm Organic Cinnamon Crunch Breakfast Cereal - 9.2oz
16 Mar @ 8:13pm 
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12 Mar @ 12:47pm 
We had a golf plan together, but you still haven't confirmed when. I believe you might have forgotten.
11 Mar @ 8:57pm 
I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quill-y ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my [censored :steamfacepalm:]. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small ♥♥♥♥, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too
11 Mar @ 7:54pm 
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7 Mar @ 11:59pm 
the new Steam product has arrived it is Steam Broccoli are you hype or what
2 Mar @ 10:56am 
⁶🤷⁷
1 Mar @ 11:48pm 
is this thing on?
1 Mar @ 8:31am 
✅Guys....Here is my new gameplay from Halo 4. If you really like it, Consider to rate it because it took a lot of effort to make this and if don't like or even don't like these comment to your profile feel free to ignore it or delete.

⏫Love you guys💝

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1 Mar @ 7:01am 
+rep I love your profile :csgohelmet:
1 Mar @ 1:10am 
CHINESE BACKWOOD HACK 英雄联盟 SECRET BLUNT TECHNIQUE 英雄联盟英雄联盟 ANCIENT KUSH KNOWLEDGE 英雄联盟 40 BLUNTS ROLLED IN 20 SECOND
28 Feb @ 10:41pm 
you are so cool :O
17 Feb @ 12:38pm 
±rep randomly friended me after i left weird messages (this happened on a timescale of several months because i'm rarely on Steam these days)
14 Feb @ 3:14am 
#速度与激情9#
早上好中国
现在我有冰激淋 我很喜欢冰激淋
但是《速度与激情9》比冰激淋……

🍦
14 Feb @ 3:12am 
HEY, ANON… CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT… DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE TANKS?
HEH-HЕH… I KNEW IT! YOU KNOW THAT TANKS ARE FOR GIRLS, RIGHT? WON'T YOUR FRIENDS THINK YOU'RE SOME KIND OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IF THEY FIND OUT?
OH, DON'T WORRY, I WON'T TELL THEM… BUT IT'LL COST YOU. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE OUTED AS A SISSY TANK- LOVER, YOU'LL HAVE TO BUILD TANK MODELS WITH ME EVERY WEEK FROM NOW ON!
I'LL SEE YOU ON FRIDAY NIGHT, GIRLFRIEND.
14 Feb @ 2:32am 
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9 Feb @ 9:35pm 
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13 Jan @ 9:00pm 
feng shui GENIUS oragami blunt technique wrap folds into a bird and you fly away
10 Jan @ 3:58pm 
Bonne Maman: The Seasonal Cookbook came out in 2011, 10 days before you joined Steam

I think there's a reason behind this
9 Jan @ 6:07pm 
Why did we join steam on the same exact day in 2011
6 Jan @ 10:47pm 
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