Its been ruined, my paunch is gone. How dare you clothe me. Stay with the classic "beta" version, stay shirtless.

New changes make this game absolutely unplayable. What a shame to see such a beautiful titan fall from grace.

This game was once beautiful. What was once a primal experience to settle battles has now been sent forward in time and ruined. Adding anything other than rocks spoiled the previously established sumo aesthetic, and ruined the core mechanic of the game and what made it so fun at the same time. The developers who first created this game surely could not have been responsible for what is now this heap of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that has been unleashed upon a game that needed no improvements. How could one play this game and decide it needs to be changed in the slightest? Moreover, who could have developed this in their right mind, then play tested it, and chose to publish it? Were you on crack cocaine? Are you sane or mentally well? Have you no integrity? The foolish, money-hungry idiots who released "Paunch 2" (a bastardization of the game that sullied its already fragile reputation) surely must have been responsible for this abhorrent addition to the world of Paunch. They even had the gall to release a 13 dollar DLC. Outfits? Sticks? Tents? Moo Deng!? Shame on you. I hope you realize what you've done, and I hope god punishes you to the extent you truly deserve. You have taken all of the passion out of an excellent experience, and ruined my day. If there is any good in your heart, I beg you; roll back the update, and bring back our Paunch.