how dare the developers ruin such a beautiful game.. it was once such an enlightening game about throwing rocks at eachother as sumo wrestlers now it sucks

Years ago Paunch was one of the most beautiful games of all time. The way you could throw the rocks at your opponents. The way Bob smiled at you in the main menu. The different types of rocks you could throw.
But now it is a soulless game. It only chases the trends of the current times. It has forgotten what it was before. It has abandoned its root. Has has become what it opposed.
Today we have lost a friend. I will miss the time when i could just run around the planes of Paunch. When i could throw rock at my Bob. Today is a day of mourning for we lost a great friend. He has gone to heaven and will never return. I hope Bob will look down on me from heaven. I hope that we can meet again on the other side. Rest in Peace Bob.

Its been ruined, my paunch is gone. How dare you clothe me. Stay with the classic "beta" version, stay shirtless.