*IBM floppy disk reading noises*

my birthday doesn't even start 'til a half hour from now and i already want it done and over with

gib a reason for life todoketaiiii~

sick and tired of feeling terrified every single day

i swear to fkking god I want to leave america so bad right now

sittin here praying to the giant spaghetti monster in the sky that 2026 will be a less horrible year than last year...

hbby krimble day 🎉✨

I guess I'll never be happy

tendonitis flare-up

my left eye is going bad...

vintage story is so addicting

indigestion so bad it feels like my esophagus is gonna burst...

My coffee is cold

nevermind I think it's just my body reacting poorly to missing a dose of contraceptives lol (gotta love hypothyroidism)

hmmm, I think I have kidney stones...

god i need coffee

I'm finally in!!! Happy days!