ISexuallyIdentifyAsARock
Dwayne Johnson
Rock Bottom
I sexually identify as a rock. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting motionlessly on the ground. People say to me that a person being a rock is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a hollywood prop artist mold a thick cement layer over my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Rock” and respect my right to sit motionlessly undisturbed. If you can’t accept me you’re a petraphobe and need to check your stone privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.