Lyrics
Listen up big boy here’s the sitch,
I’m gonna hit you with a little sales pitch.
You’ve got a real big dick and you’re rich,
So come fuck me doggy style, like a bitch.
See this big fat cake? Take a slice,
It’s so creamy with some zest, like a splice.
Five milli per cheek, that’s the price,
Open your wallet up wide, don’t think twice.
Snap around your cock, like a croc (snap it),
It's harder than a rock, I'm in shock (oh my god).
Such a snug fit, foot in sock (oh fuck),
Slide it down my throat, then I lock (lock, lock, lock, lock).
I heard you're hungry for a snack (oh I’m hungry),
Come attack this bootyhole, from the back (from the back, from the back).
Flop out your tongue, in my crack (oh yeah),
And if you want seconds lick my sack (*slurp*).
Here comes the top whore, knocking at your front door.
You look like you're unsure, what are you waiting for?
In the bed, on the couch, or on the kitchen floor.
Harder, faster, come on just give me more.
No I don’t care what you’re saying (shut up),
I won’t spend the night, I’m not staying (sorry),
Stop whinging and let’s get back to playing (fucking stop),
My only goal is to get your willy spraying (yaaah).
Pogo stick, yeah I’m bouncing on that dick (*boing*),
Rollercoaster but it won't make me sick (*vomit*),
‘Cause I'm in control, I've got your joystick (ah gotcha),
Legs in the air now imma do a trick (whooo).
I'm spinning, I'm twirling, I'm twisting, I'm turning,
These other hoes better be watching and learning,
You're pounding me so hard my insides are churning,
My arsehole is burning, but I'm still yearning…
For your load (load), come on explode (explode),
I know you've got so much inside that chode (chode),
Look in my eyes (eyes), you've earned your prize (prize),
You're an artist and the canvas is my thighs (thighs).
Here comes the top whore, knocking at your front door.
You look like you're unsure, what are you waiting for?
In the bed, on the couch, or on the kitchen floor.
Harder, faster, come on just give me more.
Big booty and a cutie? Yeah she’s a whore (yeah).
Big guns? Bouncin’ buns? Yeah he’s a whore (yeah hoe).
Big ass? No class? Yeah she’s a whore (yeah).
Big lips? Stiff nips? Yeah we’re all whores (yeah hoe).
You’ve never had a bad bitch as hot as me before.
Open my legs, smack bang, you're at the candy store.
Come and eat, it's so sweet, yeah you can't ignore.
You're on your knees, begging "please give me an encore."
You’ve never had a bad bitch as hot as me before.
Open my legs, smack bang, you're at the candy store.
Come and eat, it's so sweet, yeah you can't ignore.
You’re on your knees, begging “please” for the Top Whore.