Scatman and Woman by Butterdog

Lyrics Your belly's fat, titties flat, how the fuck you look like that? (how?!?!?) My pussy is a trap, it go snap, you a fucking rat, Mouse, get out of my house, you are not my spouse (oh no, no, no), Just go, go with the flow, but you don't know, oh no! I'm rising like dough, surprising you hoes (surprise), Coffee frappe, give it a sippity, you know what? Serendipity, Skippity skat, snap, crackle, pop, bibbity bobbity bop, Get off my property, frog go hoppity, gimme ya stuff, this is a robbery. I'm about to break it down, My pussy's pink, it's never brown, Throughout life what I've found, Is what goes around comes around. Look at my pussyhole through the hubble, Don't mind if there is a bit of stubble. Stare too long and then you might see double, Two pussies at once, now that's some trouble. Head over heels, arse over tit, bend it so hard my mouth on my clit, Clippity, cloppity, cockity, cobble, gobble me like you a pelican (pelican), Bone me like you a skeleton (skeleton), wobble my arse like gelatin (gelatin), You're just mad 'cause I'm rich and yeah bitch you've never been. Beep beep, vroom vroom, I've arrived (skrrrt!), My pussy got a uber 'cause she don't know how to drive (no she don't), Skippity babbity wap bip bop buh booty bye, I can't stand you hoe, 'cause your bars are so dry (*cough*), Let me wet wet this bitch, yeah, watch watch me spit (yeah, ay, eh, mwah), When you tell me that you scat all I'm thinkin' 'bout is shit, Listen to me! Shoobity wappity boobity babbity boobity bow, Flippity skippity whippity big titties scoobity doobity look at me now! They're coming up the stairwell, An evil magic dark spell (*thunder*), Good heavens, I don't feel well, I'm looking to the depths of hell. Something 'bout this really doesn't feel right, Irks my soul and gave me such a big fright, As I ponder I'm kept up 'til midnight, Show yourself, come step out into the light. Life's an adventure, I'm Frodo (Frodo), Up and down like a pogo (up and down), Round and round like a yoyo (round and round), We speed it up, you go so slow. Cack! Babbity rabbity rack, Cat in the hat and a shat in a sack, Chickity chack and a tickity tack, With a wack and a smack and you never look back. Ooo bee doo, Who do you be tooty fruity boobie, Shoo doo shoo bee ooo bee, I'm in a movie, oh I'm scooby doo. Who? Who the fuck are ya? Loud cicada, empanada, Bow wow wow, woof chihuahua, I'm a witch, I have powers... Bitch! Doobity hip, chip on the lip, Tip of the tongue on my bum, Bibbity bap, doobity bap, Oh yeah, we're never gonna stop.

Genre

Hip-hop & Rap