The Creepy Cabaret by THE EDIBLE TOADSTOOL ORCHESTRA (T.E.T.O.)

🔥 Here is the 1st SONG called "THE CREEPY CABARET" from the debut ALBUM "HAIRY TALES" of the French metal fusion band "THE EDIBLE TOADSTOOL ORCHESTRA" 💿 📆 10 SONGS in total. One SONG every first Friday of the month, from 5 Nov 2021 to 5 Aug 2022 🎧 Available everywhere music is listenable : https://tetoband.com/hairy-tales ☆ SYSTEM OF A DOWN + TIM BURTON + SHAKIRA = T.E.T.O. 🍄 Such is the thunderous and off-the-wall formula of "The Edible Toadstool Orchestra", a French band based in Rouen who has shared their "Groovie Fun Metal & Co." since 2014. Fusing roots metallic rock’n’roll and world music, the band’s artistic concept mixes straightforward and punchy sounds (System Of A Down…), with hints of progressive music (Diablo Swing Orchestra, Haken...), always peppering them with picturesque lyrics serving whimsical stories that remind one of the best cartoons ! ☆ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER HERE 🥕 https://tetoband.com/telecharger ☆ SHOP 100% T.E.T.O. 🐷 Show the world what a crazy T.E.T.O. fan you are by getting your MERCH (T-Shirts, sweats, mugs, ...) here : https://the-edible-toadstool-orchestra.creator-spring.com ☆ FOLLOW US 🌽 Website : https://tetoband.com Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/tetoband Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/the.edible.toadstool.orchestra Bandcamp : https://tetoband.bandcamp.com ☆ CONTACT US 🦄 contact@tetoband.com Rouen (FRANCE ☆ LYRICS ☆ Ladies and Gentlemen As some of you may have noticed There is no turning back We come with a hardened art Believing you'll love our hearts To perform the delicate task Of removing your masks There is nothing of you that we shall ask But to let us do this farce You shall be amused, For the Edible Toadstool Orchestra is nothing but a joke, Welcome to this Creepy Cabaret Creepy Cabaret Dreadful comedy Prepare for Crazy Dizzy Party Creepy Cabaret Screwball tragedy Get ready Maids & MILFs Coots & Kids Hippies & Dandies Ringed eyes Deep yawns This audience Needs to be woken We all want to see The voiceless sing and scream The armless clap and snap The footless dance and tap There is no exit Almost sorry for this deceit Cheeky usherette’s Locked the gates Any guest turns into hostage That’s the way of the Creepy Cabaret Creepy Cabaret Yodeling monkey Bearded lady Stuffy Gypsy Boogie Creepy Cabaret German mariachi Don't forget the Bolchoï company Blank stares Glum smiles No other choice But to swing and bounce We all want to see The voiceless sing and scream The armless clap and snap The footless dance and tap There is no exit from this deceit As deadly fungus, venomous Everything can be listened to Some songs only once Because that's the true way of the Creepy Cabaret

Genre

Metal Fusion