MIDWIFE
London
If you're looking for a lethal bad boy selecta to shake up your trendy bass night on fake funktion 1's, look no further, Midwife is the man. After boying off his residency at the infamous EGG Ldn, the man himself is on the hunt for more bass bins to rattle your jaw harder than a 2g bomb. Obviously man uses vinyl so u wont see any of this new-age laptop glare all the way through the set and lots of laaavly crackles taking you back to when DJing was actually a skill and not a right. so if you want to dance harder than these pussies at Glasto, get Midwife to come reload you a new caesarian and duppy up all these other fuckboy DJs. -Escha 2014