… and nothing would please me more at this point if someone:
- Shot me
- Converted me to Judaism
- Helped me depart the planet, preferably in a modified DeLorean
- Fed me Ding Dongs until I didn’t care anymore
That is all. Except fuck you Walgreens, WalMart, Target, and every other retailer that started clouding my unemployed psyche before Halloween. I’m just sayin’.
Melon Scrapings
ditto!
btw… i love ding dongs.
By: julian on November 24, 2010
at 8:54 AM
Opting out of consumerism as much as possible seems to me to be one of the healthiest things for one’s psyche, don’t you think? I still have to food shop, of course. But I’m so far out of the “shopping mentality” I barely speak the language any more.
By: OmbudsBen on November 27, 2010
at 3:27 PM
You should eat some cake and watch a British Detective show.
By: Anners Hortensia VIII on December 15, 2010
at 6:12 PM
Merrrry Christmas!
By: Kiki/Anners on December 24, 2010
at 5:35 AM