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My burner phone has the default ringtone set to the gummy bear song and I don't know how to change it back!
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the body, and the mold which grows upon it, is eternal. not the soul. long after everyone has forgotten about you, your organic matter will have been composted multiple times to create new life.
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why the fuck would i give you peace and quiet when i can charge you twenty four ninety nine every month in perpetuity for it? maybe you wont pay but your moron friends are paying me for plus. I have to be louder so your friends feel like they're getting a deal
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thank you for the follow. you deeply terrify me. i will make it my goal to read the entirety of the black pages. mold.
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(Mandatory) https://shoutoutuk.org/game/story.html
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I love the subtle insinuation that disagreeing w govt is racist. I love how we’re all just thinking wrong and not just hungry
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I would do none of these "ignore teh epix l0lzors comment, do not address further" OK. Yeah. Ill just sit there like an idiot. Hmmm? Whatever did you say?
anyone who uses the word 'extremism' unironically gets to have their politics taken extremely unseriously
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@icandoanything did you do an evil playthrough? everything can be solved with a friendly discussion (:
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I ignore social media drama by default so nothing bad happened and the government likes me? lame
This game taught me that being a centrist will prevent you from making any friends. So it's actually pretty accurate.
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Sucking up “I canʼt believe itʼs not butterˮ through a straw, blowing bubbles and shit.
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What I like about the black pages is that you end up reading the most random things that you really weren't expecting, like "I want you to live!"
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Immense