04 Jan 24
HEY THIS IS DISGUSTING AND INVOLVES BUGFUCKING THAT’S YOUR ONLY WARNING
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The Warrior of Light (F!Raen or Hyur, probably) has always had an affinity for the Namazu of their homeland, even if it’s tempered by a sort of fond exasperation at their antics. The Namazu, for their part, greatly appreciate the Warrior’s said in other matters, but require just one more thing of her before she leaves for Eorzea once more…
OP wants the WOL to get (mostly consensually but incredibly unsatisfyingly and embarrassingly) gangbanged by dumbass fish people, anons. I don’t need it to be sexy, I need it to be fucking ridiculous. I need this for reasons.
By way of making reparations for all the tempered lives that they had taken over the years, the Scions/ex-Scions offer their bodies to aid in tribal repopulation efforts.
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03 Jan 24
You know that sidequest chain where the WOL helps the Ondo Cups matriarch give birth more comfortably? Wouldn’t it just be so much easier and more convenient to find a surrogate who can bear them internally until they’re more developed? And the WOL, as an Au Ra, happens to be the only oviparous member of the Scions, so… yeah.
(Any gender WOL is fine.)
02 Jan 24
So, chocobos are the horse-analogue throughout most of Eorzea. They’re the most widely available mount, people race them, raise them as pets or put them to work as beasts of burden, etc. I’ve seen pony play requested on this meme, which YES, absolutely, but also anons… consider… chocobo-play?
Reins, a bit and harness… fancy feathery fetish gear… possible oviposition with some toy eggs?
Any WoL/NPC ship is acceptable, but OP has a fondness for any of the Heavensward elezen. After all, it’s well-known that Ishgardian breeding stock produces the most exceptional chocobos.
I love dragons having two dicks, and estinien still having some lingering ~~effects~~ from becoming nidhoggstinien would be very fun, especially if one of those dicks is actually an ovipositor
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