Hi Mr. Hayden,

    We’re pretty sure you’ve never noticed, so you might find this funny. Over the years, a few of us have been piecing together the Rozanov-Hollander saga from your fanmails.

    In mine, Ilya Rozanov was chatting in Russian in the background saying some very colorful things about someone's something.

    For a second, I actually wondered if he was your secret lover. But at this point, aren’t we all just second-guessing?

or: Hayden Pike finally realizes he never actually double-checked any of his videos

The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.

u/city_0f_day_after_tmrw • 45 minutes ago I can’t believe the freaks of r/onlyingotham think Superman should move there He would have to become mediocre man or possibly even “fucking sucks” man #52nd in water quality #49th in literacy #only thing it’s number one is in is cannibalistic serial killers per capi…

Organizing the Departmental charity mud run had seemed like such a good idea, at the time. It kept seeming like a good idea right up until Frank realized Robby had signed up to participate.

The Pitt crew take on a charity mud run, featuring: Frank Langdon’s No Good Very Bad Day, ancient basketball jerseys, bisexual Babadooks, and slanderous allegations about the sexual behaviours of the lead singer of Glass Tiger.

The Pitt Crew, having had such a successful experience with Goat Yoga, go to a team-building ropes course event.

Shockingly, nobody dies.

Featuring: canned Pina Coladas, dad strength, wet-cat residents, and Michael “Robby” Robinavitch’s dedication to slutty little tank tops.

“I’m sorry, the thing you wanted me to see was something from the Wellness Team? Are they buying us Mental Health Pizza again, or do I have to do another mandatory CME PowerPoint on avoiding burnout and making time for myself while actively having my personal relaxation time taken up by said PowerPoint?”

“They never remember to buy night shift Mental Health Pizza,” Jack said mournfully. “You should feel lucky.”

Or: Jack convinces Robby to attend Goat Yoga in The Park. It goes roughly as well as can be expected.

“We are embarking on a pilgrimage, Nile,” Joe says, with none of the irony of someone who has genuinely pilgrimaged over multiple continents. “Together, the four of us, we journey with the rest of the world to a common ground. A sacred ground. A place where brothers and sisters of all backgrounds gather together to watch the most fantastic displays of athleticism known to man—”

“Wait, I thought the Olympics weren’t for two more years?” Nile interrupts, confused.

Stede Bonnet’s agenda for attending the International Piracy Convention: rebrand, make some industry contacts, steal back his ship without being murdered by the keynote speaker, a.k.a. the vengeful love of his life.

The historical record states that Stede Bonnet was hanged. This is incorrect.

He was, however, hung. Extremely well.

Or: The crew hears a rumor, fucks around, and finds out.

Good evening, super-sleuths! Boy, do we have a treat for you today. We’re delving into one of the biggest unsolved mysteries of the modern era. The million-dollar question. The billion-dollar question, if one of these theories holds water.

That’s right. We’re gonna risk life, limb and sanity by asking the question… who is The Batman?

[In-universe Buzzfeed Unsolved accidentally stumbles on Batman’s secret identity. The Batfam reacts.]

@kathryyn2ys Okay you know how most of the statues on buildings in New York are all the same lady?? Well. I have found her Renaissance counterpart. Behold: whoever this guy was. He c l e a r l y got around

@amberjunnie bro one of those is by Michelangelo and the other is by Caravaggio, if it’s the same dude then he didn’t age at ALL in like 30-40 years.

@sewingoatmeal Reblog to support an immortal model, his muslim (?looking) boyfriend, his asian girlfriend and her girlfriend.

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“They’ve expelled us!” cried Elizabeth Elliot indignantly to her sister. “From the Kellynch League! All this when Father’s been a member for decades! Worst of all, they’ve inducted some civilian who built themselves a suit out of scrap metal instead.Built it, Anne!”

A group is hired to kidnap Joe.

It doesn’t turn out how they expected.

Death walked into Stupid Nick’s Wing Dump in Gainesville, Florida, but Jason Mendoza was running late.

Orla and Sister Michael crash through a societal norm that doesn’t need to exist.

Michael’s true form is a little less imposing than previously suggested.

What are you supposed to do when you’ve been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you’ve got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you’re looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else’s bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."

The Soul Squad is about to go save some souls from Hell. But first, Chidi wants to consult an expert on salvation.

Crowley takes to anonymously publishing his poems with…unexpected results.