by Lillian Csernica on April 11, 2022
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
Did you hear about the cowboy who was all wrapped up in brown paper?
He was arrested for rustling.
How does the snowman commute to work?
Bicycle (By icicle!)
Why did the two 4s skip dinner?
Because they already 8!
What kind of tree can fit in one hand?
A palm tree!
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the Moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
The other replies, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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