Damit Du es vermeiden kannst, richtig?

Richtig?

A paranoid squirrel? So, a squirrel?

Don’t goad him while he’s holding the big red button.

The amount of bloopers for a film is usually longer than the actual film. The vast majority of takes, and even quite a number of shots, will never make it into the final cut. How long the blooper reel is is mostly just up to whoever compiles the blooper reel.

Very dicey tactic. Until you actually get to the enemy line, they have a better shot at your ships than you have of theirs.

Well, it was supposed to be mainly a hazelnut cream with some sugar, cocoa and maybe a few other minor ingredients. And in fact, when it was new and conquering markets, that was what it was.

I think the decades starting with the early 1990s had desensitized a lot of us to enormous amounts of sugar, and in the end we didn’t even consciously notice anymore how sweet that stuff had gotten.

I’m not surprised by it any more, but only because I’ve known this for a while now. When I first saw this breakdown (and looked at other sources to confirm), I was caught a bit off guard by the realization that this stuff is well over 50% sugar. The palm oil is not exactly a plus, either.

And what the goddamn hell is “true wood” supposed to distinguish?

I suppose if it contains lignin, it’s really wood, otherwise it just kinda looks like wood at best. If it’s real wood, most animals, with a few exceptions here and there, cannot directly digest it.

Wait, basil?

Rosemary, I get (and also thyme, btw), but basil? At best, the dried out stalks of a basil can look a bit woody, but that’s true for a lot of plants.

But the pronouns I use for myself are I/me!

What kind of camera did you use there?

Eh, knowing Trump, the reward may stay a pipe dream. He’s like the least loyal tyrant ever, it’s baffling how anybody works for him expecting not to be eventually backstabbed or thrown under the bus.

More over, whoever follows her will undoubtedly be worse. Supposedly Bondi was fired over her handling of the Epstein files, which probably means she was supposed to just break all the laws surrounding evidence and just destroy as much of the stuff as possible.

Dann stehen aber an dem Ofen im Ruhezustand nicht alle Knöpfe mit dem Punkt nach oben. Das geht doch nicht.

Bin ich der einzige, der den Ofen immer auf 0 runter dreht, wenn er damit fertig ist?

I used to say, if you are not a “computer person” at all, just pick Ubuntu. If you are a bit more demanding and don’t mentally freeze up in front of computers, yet still want a fairly normal and hassle-free experience, choose Fedora.

These days, I’m not so sure about Ubuntu anymore. They have been disappointing in the recent past.

Maybe I should give Linux Mint a try one of these days.

Why are you using florescent lamps? Aren’t LEDs much more efficient?

If you are being particularly simple and the enemy knows psychology, they may just know better what you are doing than you do.

I hope you realize how much more expensive USB mass storage devices have become in the last three months.

None of these were ignored when they were very young, so listing Gen Z as an option is kinda off to begin with. Most of these were not ignored when they were in the peak of their adult years.

The real answer is, of course, Gen X.