I must be doing something right, because I have no idea.

So… She fucked him. Got it

Yes, Dad wants to tell you that the weatherman married his bf, which was news to Dad

Hahaha. I will take the under on that bet all day every day

👏

Why you wanna make me blush?

Oh sure, but in 6 years someone at a dinner party is gonna say “did you know there is no 6 in π” because they read my comment. At that moment my life’s purpose will be fulfilled.

Mischief managed.

There is no 6 in π

NGL

Kinda nice to see the millennials jump on the Gen x trauma train

I don’t know what the world may need, but I’m sure as hell that it starts with me. That’s wisdom I’ve laughed at

Do it

Dude … Shut the fuck up. Big egg gonna have a meeting

Eggshitification

Nono. Polite way to get out of paying you

I love your memes

Ikr. How are supposed to rate the translation if we don’t see the original text?

No one ever pays me in gum :/

My exact thought about my exact though