My dog twice barked at deer out the back door. Now he walks up to the door barking every morning just in case.

May Day strike to test the waters. Don’t go to work, don’t go to school.

Let’s go out and incite economic violence on May 1st. May day strike to test the waters.

Possibilities…

An Elvis impersonator came to our rally… said there’s only room for one king.

I don’t know for sure-o,
but that an im-pli-ca-tion

So Colbert will make an LOTR movie and Stewart will be president…? That feels like a good sequel to the 90s/00s.

It’s arguably the best chapter from all the books and they left it out. You don’t need to read all the missing bits, but maybe take some time to meet Tom and Goldberry?

Oh, the River’s Daugh-ter!

No, he thinks Greta Thunberg is the antichrist.

I’m not making that up. He’s completeky fucking insane.

You seem to be right. I was wrong. I really thought they won that one!

The showing was amazing and inspiring, but if they didn’t win the thing they were fighting for, then we need to learn a lesson from that too. Thanks for pushing back.

Deathbed regret is not working more! Text too small to read! Fighting demonic forces!

35 hr work week has been maintained https://apnews.com/general-news-96d7f44de4e44f1ebdc7bf86f5e856e4

Edit: I’m not sure why I’m being upvoted. Yes, the “35-hour” protests were amazing, but turns out they did not win the thing they wanted. The law was fucked with in exactly the way that the government said it would fuck with it, and they pushed it through by force.

It was this red kelpy blood clot that would come out of swimming pool drains and shower drains and kill children. I don’t know anything else about it than that, but it got me good. I don’t remember the pinball 😹

The Are You Afraid of the Dark episode with the drain monster. Couldn’t stand on the drain in the shower for about 8 years afterward.

Catnip bubbles??

But don’t bring it to the airport…

I’ve had some great nights at Laughing Seed and was sad to see it close.

I’m not much, but I’m here. Glad to meet you. After I deleted my reddit account, the only sub i still visit is Asheville. I want more local internet, I just wish it weren’t on reddit.