This is the one true answer

Line must go up!

Hundred percent agree. It should always be more expensive to steal and get caught than to not steal in the first place.

GOP: Group Of Pedophiles

Was green, then windows overwrote my boot drive. Am now fully red.

Learning Japanese I think I’m learning Japanese I really think so

What are you, IEEE floating point? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IEEE_754

Edit: actually read the negative zero article and saw IEEE floating point mentioned… kinda kills the joke

I also didn’t connect the dots when I read it, but I would encourage you to not listen to anyone who tries to tell you how to “fix it”. Keep doing what you’re doing. Your style is good and I love the facial expressions!

Is this what the right means by “law and order”?

Looks like they got the concept art for a FromSoft boss for the cover

Something about having gasoline running through pipes overhead just doesn’t feel safe…

BuT wE mIgHt GeT lEfT bEhInD1!1!1!1

I don’t know if that’s the doctor, but definitely the CEO of the insurance company

So I’ve already commented on this post, but I’ve had another thought: imagine if your CEO sent you an email saying “we need to do X”. You respond with “no, X causes this issue, we need to do Y” and your CEO responds with “You’re absolutely right! Here’s how we will implement this new policy”

I was not expecting to fall in love with tunic! What a great game!

The job of a tech CEO:

• Chase trends
• Mass layoffs in time to make the quarterly reports look better
• FOMO
• ???
• Profit!

Well that song is in my head now…

The zoidberg claw.

“And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun, but it’s sinking Racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in a relative way, but you’re older Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death”

-Pink Floyd

I think “MAGA incapable in acknowledging they’re wrong” would be a more concise and broadly correct title.