Thanks chatgpt!

Monkey see, monkey do…

helped develop the rabbis vaccine they could put in meat and drop from planes. He’s the reason you never had to worry about getting rabbis in America.

We have lots of rabbis in America, someone should warn the Jewish population that there’s a vaccine for them! /s

(I’m pretty sure you mean “rabies” but yours is a hell of a lot funnier)

Steam Cube thing

I saw someone call it the Valve GabeCube and I can’t unsee it now, lol

Mob museum is pretty cool

Then why didn’t they aim at the other end?

“hello? 911? I’d like to report a murder I just witnessed…”

become an escape goat

LOL

I didn’t took the vaccine

I can see the cognitive effects of your “natural immunity” are already evident! Congratulations!

golf clap

I would really love to know where journalism’s balls disappeared to.

Into the billionaire oligarch pockets when they ran around and bought up all the media in the last several years. The vast majority of “mainstream media” is now just a mouthpiece for whatever narrative those special few want to push.

i’ll hold my breath

Please do. The gene pool could use some bleach.

Grandma’s Boy is such an underrated gem. Yes, the plot is stupid, that’s the point.

Good luck. They passed the timely access to care act and you can’t actually use it because doctors and health systems ignore it, and your insurance will make you jump through so many hoops you’ll feel like fucking Luigi before you’re done.

Funny you mention that… we (from CA) went to AZ over Christmas to do some trail driving, and on Christmas day, I literally watched no less than 4 people in let’s go brandon and 3 percenter stickers on their UTVs aggressively yell “Merry Christmas” at me right after they saw my license plate on my Jeep. I literally stood there and watched them look at the back of my Jeep, get a smirk, then yell it at me. 4 of them.

I’m not a right winger, but wtf… seriously? You have to be aggressive and confrontational because I’m from a state that Faux News decries as “liberal”?

Unless it’s deemed a “bad” one by your local klanned karenhood and removed from the library for being tOo WoKe

And being an American cop will be more the lieu of people who want to murder legally than serve their community.

So… Today?

with a plug which can only be used by other brands.

Let’s not spread misinformation. Teslas come with an adapter to use J1772 plugs for charging, they can use those stations just fine.

Strictly speaking, is there anything about “controlling a weapon” with the way the law is written? Or just about owning a gun? Or possession of a weapon? If someone, for example, handed a controller for an armed drone to a felon who could not have a gun, is that a loophole?

It depends… how much money and how many slavish cult followers do you have?

Getting an actual specialist appointment takes a long long time

Well, thank the gods of capitalism that I only have to wait 5 months to see a specialist (for a basic intake appointment, mind you, not even one for any real treatment) for the debilitating spinal injury that is causing me severe pain and mobility issues every second of every day. I’d hate to have affordable universal health care that might make me wait to see a specialist.