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I had a dream like this once.

One was chasing me down the highway, skittering behind me like a bald snowmobile.

Good times.

Submechanophobia vibes, for sure.

I’m not tangled… it grabbed my leg ^{ahhhhfuckahhhhh}

What does “peeling this guy off the ceiling” mean in this context?

Jfc. There is nothing that makes my blood boil more than torture of innocent animals and children.

I’ve also seen local no-name pedos get 20+ years for less than 20 images/charges. Seriously, why do economy-sized buckets of horror net a discount on justice? Fucking disgraceful.

Justice would be this dude taking a trip through a blender. At the very least, 25 to life.

Yeah so unfortunately this is probably another shill. I’ve seen other day-old accounts post the same type of recovery story quoting this exact app over the past couple weeks.

ADHD grudges are a thing and I will continue not using “lunair” even harder now thanks OP’s spam. Mwahaha.

Emotionally estranged offspring of farming folk here: yeah I would not be shocked if some decide to quit while they’re ahead and don’t even bother putting seed in because there are enough cracks in the story to question whether they’ll get their usual bailout in time or with enough cash to make up for shit yields.

Maybe some small-timers call it quits. Maybe they rent the land to someone else to farm it, maybe for real cheap. Maybe it’s a real great time for some of them there South African immigrants (white farmers) to “pick up the slack” and farm it. And heck, maybe they won’t even need the help of SA “visitors” who have been year for 15+ years already, traversing the countryside custom harvesting. Or maybe they will, and it’ll be one more way for a Big, Beautiful Partnership™ to emerge from this totally unmanufactured crisis!

But Trump wouldn’t have done (and most definitely isn’t doing) any favors for his frenemy Musk and his poor disparaged countrymen, right?

^{/endconspiracytheory}

MANÜL i DO

Honest question: if every tsa person who was properly fed up without getting paid just quit, they would still get the pay for hours worked at some point, right? Because it’s gotta be guaranteed by law somewhere? Labor laws, anyone?

If that’s a sure bet, why not cut their losses now and feel free to pursue another job knowing they’ll at least get what’s owed to them?

Or am I that naïve and do lowly govt workers somehow have even worse labor protection than private companies on paper? Do rules not matter literally anymore anywhere ever?

Either way though, quit while you’re ahead, folks

He and his henchmen are probably just being literal here about the gold standard.

“Yep so we are doing science that all but guarantees the outcome of some researched thing (of some value perceived to be stable or at least predictable, might as well be gold) is predicted to be exploitable explorable further in some way, preferably fiscally.”

Scientific integrity, psh, it all about that dolla dolla bill y’all

This reads like new headcanon for why the RePedos Population Police imprisoned and killed kids in Among the Hidden (from the YA series Shadow Children.)

The future is one bigly dystopian novel, innit?

Inb4: butyric acid

A somehow necessary ingredient in Hershey’s which lingers unpleasantly on the palate, otherwise known as a stomach acid which imbues your vomit with the unmistakeable flavor of vomit

^Whyyyyyyyyy

Austrians right about now

Heck, Australians too

And maybe the aliens ^idk

I get mad Succession vibes reading all this.

L to the O, G…

Alternatively, a huge load of horseshit.

Do I dare ask? I have this sinking feeling it’s racism related…

I absolutely get where you’re coming from, in the sense that being called a pedophile is way more damningly offensive than simply being a cunty cocksucker, for example.

It does seem like a derived scale though if that’s the intent, like they’re ranking the actionability or capacity of the word to offend rather than the “how bad is this to say on network TV” level of offensiveness I’d expect.

Good call on the offensive words being disabled as suggestions. I definitely thought I had offensive word suggestions enabled, considering “cunt” and “dickwad” and all sorts of other stuff showed up (stuff I don’t recall typing before anyway) when I wasn’t enabling it.

Just to confirm, I have offensive words enabled now and yes, pedophile and its relatives do show up. So it’s just … The hierarchy of offensiveness seems weird, eh.

Somewhat related note / PSA to all:

When typing on Android 16 using Gboard (with permissions and custom dictionary turned off), the words “pedophile,” “pedophilia,” and “pedophilic” do not show up in the suggested set of words or autocorrections. It doesn’t say these are spelled wrong after you complete the word though. It simply offers no suggestions after “pedoph-” is typed and shows literally nothing when you put the cursor on the completed word, unlike any other word.

Out of curiosity, I tried a bunch of swear words and slurs. Gboard will gladly show the N word if typed correctly for example, but not pedophile. (“Cocksucker” is the only other word I can find that has this seeming lack of dictionary presence.)

The fuck?

Typeface might be the same, but the font is wrong. Width doesn’t match (compare the Os and As) and the kerning is shit.

Par for a dictator’s course.