Be careful, she might also call you when she’s bored and not horny. That’s how I ended up married. 👍👍
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AJMaxwellto NonCredibleDefense@piefed.social•Dave Walls and David Caig Made it in a shed! With a box of scraps!English10·3 days agoThe L96A1 sniper rifle from Accuracy International. Here’s a short summary of their story: https://www.bellbrosguns.co.uk/how-three-men-in-a-shed-revolutionised-rifles/
That’s my favorite part. Spent the afternoon braiding a whip, probably mumbling to himself “Ohhh, these sons of bitches about to experience Wrath”
You bet your ass he did.
When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables.
T-Bone?! Such a great name. You tells him he’s a good boy for me!
Mayor Humdinger is the bad guy and never faces consequences and is allowed to continue in his role as Mayor of Foggy Bottom. Mayor Goodway is still Mayor of Adventure Bay despite being incompetent, neurotic, and obsessed with her pet chicken.
Paw Patrol teaches kids that local government is incompetent and evil or incompetent and feckless. While relying on an individual with advanced technology and no regulation.
Hegseth has some child bearing hips
AJMaxwellto ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•I actually do have to remember to breathe sometimesEnglish81·20 days agoBro, I already do
AJMaxwellto Games•I started playing WH40k Rogue Trader and I'm digging it, but I know virtually nothing of Warhammer. Any super basic world info I should know going in?English13·22 days agoBricky on YouTube has a good series of videos talking about the lore of WH40K
We won’t know until we try
Maybe all the oil is actually their blood and we’re slowly killing them while destroying our planet.
AJMaxwellto Today I Learned•TIL that last month, a rich man in New Jersey killed a pedestrian and left the scene. He was put on trial. The jury found him guilty. 15 minutes later, he walked out free. English231·28 days agoIt would been a shame if karma bite that guy in the ass and he got assaulted in the street and left for dead.
AJMaxwellto Lemmy Shitpost•Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses.12·1 month agoEnvisualized
I remember the final episode where the whole cast came out for a bow and Wilson came out with a small, handheld fence to hide his face 🤣
He removed it before taking his bow.
AJMaxwellto News•Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces, officials say5·1 month agoI’ll volunteer. Do you think they would get mad at me if I just guessed where US assets were?
“Boats only work in water. So their boats are probably in the ocean somewhere”
AJMaxwellto General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•I saw a similar thing once it was glorious83·1 month agoBecause they usually talk shit toward people who don’t speak English, so they assume everyone around them speaking a different language is doing the same.
AJMaxwellto News•Teens arrested in Quakertown ICE protest charged with aggravated assault | “It was really scary," said a teen who witnessed the confrontation.81·1 month agoHe’s a police chief. He should be smart enough to know how to act in any given situation. Turns out he’s emotional and hot headed and not what a police chief should be.
Homie needs to resign before his community removes him, with prejudice.
That’s anything but dull! Correctly installing a shower pan is difficult, even for professionals. Nice work!
There’s a slight increase in the blood pressure in your upper body, and a small possibility of thrombosis, blood clots forming in your veins. But after 50+ years of space flight no one has had complications.