I wonder what would happen if everybody failed the doping tests. Would they cancel the Olympics or would they have a special doped out Olympics instead?

i have a masters degree in math but i still use a calculator anytime either of the numbers is 2 digits or more

It’s Impossible to remove the parting in even dimensional spheres (such as dogs), but possible to remove it in odd dimensional spheres (such as 2d dogs)

I prefer “AI-regurgitated” over “AI-generated”, I think it’s more accurate and fittingly repulsive

How do typewriters eat?

this is why i usually pee on my friends hands. then they have to open the door

oh boy, another article about CEOs saying what “AI” could maybe do in the future. i’ll put this one in the pile with all the others

this feature will be entirely optional until microsoft realizes nobody in their right mind would enable it

also from the article:

Even more concerning, attempts to uninstall it often fail due to its deep integration into Samsung’s One UI operating system.

Reports indicate the app reactivates automatically following software updates or factory resets, making it virtually unremovable for average users.

but i do agree that “virtually unremovable” and “unremovable” are two very different things. and im not even sure i would classify this as “virtually unremovable”

this is how manufacturing consent works. fire the reporters that ask uncomfortable questions.

at least they have a source

it seems like the figure shows the percentage of crimes committed by political party, and isn’t adjusted for the size of the political party. i’d imagine there are quite a few more republicans than libertarians, which might help to explain why the percentage is lower.

i would consider it if the password manager could email me my passwords

i will be very curious to see how this company does in 6 months. they are probably destined to repeat klarna’s mistakes.

could you attach a picture of it? i want to be sure i don’t accidentally look at it by mistake

on the other hand, wyoming also has just as many people per capita as every other state

i for one am very excited about this new “AI” pc idea. it will really help to streamline my job, where i spend 8 hours a day talking to Cortana™ and browsing LinkedIn™

i wouldn’t be so sure about this. i still have plenty of pennies and plenty of stamps to put on those pennies.

it adds to the metaphor