I don’t care if it is this particular situation, regardless of gender. Not even a little bit. I hope for worse.

Keep in mind that they’re hunting people who didn’t fill out paperwork properly.

Oh thank goodness, I was almost worried about the state of things for the country. Relax guys, the people in this comic are well off because they can fit a couch in a room, all is well. 😌

gestures broadly

Growing your own food!

Exercise is for muscle strength and endurance, mostly. Eating is for weight loss or gain.

So it depends on your goal.

Without any research, please build a battery right now.

I’m a fire wizard??

The laser ones? My understanding was that it was a 15 minute procedure.

…what?

Same. My 9 year old son was diagnosed AuDHD this year. My mother only responded: “Did they misdiagnose my baby?” Ignoring the obvious struggles I had which were clearly genetic, must be my emo phase friends.

Um… that might not be universal.

It’s paid… how could they offer Paid Time Off if it weren’t paid in the first place? Are you assuming all internships are unpaid?

Summer interns will work 40 hours a week, receive PTO, and be eligible for paid holidays during the 11‑week cohort. Our main campuses provide free lunch Monday-Thursday in cafeterias featuring delicious and varied options. Valuing diversity in every way, we embed DE&I in everything we do. Interns may join Employee Resource Groups to connect with our diverse employee base. Relocation assistance may be provided on a case‑by‑case basis.

What’s the problem here? Genuinely asking.

Am I becoming fascist?

I had to go back to my car for my wallet at Costco recently because I’d lost so much weight since the membership photo was taken in April, they didn’t believe it was me. (60 pounds down!)

You don’t have a swivel for when the poles switch?

In my country today, dogs keep livestock together and ward off intruders (human or animal). The concept of a “pet” dog is relatively new and there wasn’t even dedicated dog food until a few years ago, they just ate scraps and offcuts.

But this doesn’t describe your opinion towards cats at all, just people.

I have time to stop at ye old library before the journey?