That was exactly my first thought too.
Keep him distracted please. Like a child.

I think we need gyro controls for the butthole

There are more than one issues going on.

Daaamn. Even a Vulcan can understand those terms

Old food do be like that

Edgy

You agree they can’t shut the government down any time they want, and then you want them to do exactly that…

That’s a dick move

This obviously affects the president. But I’m glad he’s doing this.

Treatments will be offered directly to consumers on a new “TrumpRx.gov” website launching in January,

Uhh

Nice to see you don’t take things the wrong way

Jesus. You have the worst takes on everything, don’t you.

Ah ok, thank you for letting me know.

Couch cousins

She also stood on his coffin. I’ve never even heard of anyone doing that ever.

Edit: apparently that was a fake picture.

Why don’t you do something other than not vote.

Because voting green helped us so much, right?

Go 49ers

What time is the game?

ALL CAPS MEANS IM TALKING OUT MY ASS

Fucking weirdos

I would tell them to get real jobs, but they’re old enough to retire.