Knowing us, it’ll be a projector you implant in your eye that projects a picture in front of itself that your eye still has to look at, because that’s exactly the kind of half ass thing we’re best at.

gotta keep the scrumlord happy

I see what happened. They all started going mask off, except by the time all of them got to their real faces the old orange shit still had a stack of masks to go through. You can tell a few of them started peeling off their real faces for a bit to try and fit in while others started to realize he doesn’t actually have a face, it’s just all masks, and it always has been.

fucking hilarious if Barron got ahold of the golden phone and trolled his sperm donor by making a shit post in his name that turned into an international incident. Bonus points if Trumple Shitbrains assumed he had just forgotten he posted it and figured oh well I guess this is my policy now.

Look at Mr “hasn’t cleared his orbit” over here getting all up in Plutos face. Neptune is being real quiet right now.

Seven days after that was the election that gave Bush Jr the presidency over Al Gore, due to a bullshit call by the state Bush’s brother was the governor of.

so yeah, we definitely got sorted into the shit timeline.

Yeah, the wisdom requirement is super high so that you’re wise enough to know never to use it.

HOW CAN TYPES BE REAL IF OUR EYES AREN’T REAL

I don’t get it, but I’m stealing it

They daycared the dog?

ok I was just making sure.

Every study has concluded that EV’s catch fire at a rate orders of magnitude lower than ICE vehicles. That’s a rate, so it takes into account the disparity in numbers of vehicles between ice and ev’s

It’s pretty easy to look up, even the slop machines give the right answer.

The 5 blocks seem like a drop in the bucket, they probably could have just carved it out and let it be right? Oh nevermind, the rampant racism, class war, and general greed got in the way.

Hack the voting machines? They did it the old fashioned way by closing voting sites in high density cities, violent intimidation tactics to keep entire neighborhoods from voting, dismantling mail sorting machines, destroying ballots, etc. The voting machines were probably compromised too, yes.

Thank you. It’s rare that someone criticizes the Democrats AND acknowledges that a third of the country (MAGA) would have to die before things could get better.

two frogs can’t fly a kite together while looking longingly into each other’s eyes without being gay?!