Have you considered melting the cheese and getting him out using nacho based instrumentation?

Jesus wasn’t dead for three days. Dude died at like Friday night and was back before Sunday morning!!! If you got off work on Friday at 5 pm, and then came into work 6 am on Sunday, you would not call that a 3 day weekend smh lying ass Sunday school teachers

Psilocybin potatoes, please

Touchless sinks are the worst fucking tech ever. Shit never works, and when it does, it never gives you enough water to get a good hand wash

Upset they didn’t show one of these AI models getting blown through the head like all of them will when the games are played. It’s gonna look like LiveLeak, and then parents will push for violent video game regulations, since it’s illegal to regulate ai apparently.

M y A wife G left A me

I haven’t had a non breakfast item from there in 15 years. Will try it

I feel that for sure. I save Waffle House for special occasions now. When I want to fill the holy hunger.

Def love calling in a biscuit in the morning. The gas station ones are more expensive now, and theirs are better

Yes it’s my literal favorite

No virgin lieutenants allowed in Starfleet

Or you are too scared to try it yourself, so you ask your friend(me), to hold you so you feel safe going down that big hill

I would be so stoked if I donated my body to science and my body went to the Mythbusters crew instead of the united States military

I’m not paying $5 for black coffee

Getting a time machine so I can catch Shakespeare up on 35 years of Sonic lore so he can write 16 different kinds of fire ass plays of varying genres.

Looking forward to Shadow soliloquies

We had actual armies of coal workers fighting for their rights. The shit going on in West Virginia at the time was insane. The Esau Scripts they would use to rope miners’ wives and daughters into bureaucratized prostitution was one of the most downright evil and heartbreaking thing I’ve ever heard of

I’ve been playing Steins;Gate while snowed in and now super apprehensive about anything CERN related lol

From what I understand from my idiot friends from high school who racked up duis, every military base is also a dui checkpoint and they won’t hesitate to bust your ass.

Maybe this is a gold thing for ICE to use, you know they’re all blowing 1.6 at least

She’s been on the receiving end, so she would cut him down in ways we can not conceive of

I’d like to think he got involved with that marriage to get his hands on some artifacts or dinosaur bones. That he then had to give back and pay crazy taxes on.

Major Kira