You’re just like your mother.

Every species of grain:

• Wheat

• etc

He had one whole Scaramucci to do something, and he didn’t.

The rocket is the real tyrant.

Stores are going to be aisles of vending machines where you pay as you go soon.

I got banned for keeping it too real. 😎

Trump or Schneider?

They claim they were just holding it for a president.

I can’t, my bone spurs hurt.

https://www.amazon.com/Calcium-Fluoride-Fluorspar-Powder-98-5/dp/B07T8ZL29L/

Just mentioning this for no reason?

Finally, a game I can smell.

Someone warn Spain and Egypt in case he gets confused about his straights.

Sorry! Can’t hear you! The DJ I hired is here! And I’m dead! 🎉🎉⚰️⚰️🎉🎉

Show them fishes who’s boss.

I thought have the second dress as a sexy nurse, then another as a sexy cop. Then I realized I just ordering strippers for my own funeral.

Those are both bubba