So then there’s a countdown for new attacks before Sunday I will assume. No way he’s simply going to allow the corruption trial to ever happen. There will be perpetual war just to keep him out of prison…

Markets are down for people meanwhile I literally just got a text from a friend: oh man I don’t know what to do, looks like I just became a millionaire overnight. Should I sell?

…my guy. Sure I’m happy for you, but you’re literally stressing out to a guy who lives in a fucking garage and whos retirement plan is a shotgun in the mouth.

Because of a number of reasons: one, as mentioned was the precariousness of our financial situations. Combine that with how absolutely gigantic the US is it’s very hard to be able to coordinate a meaningful reaction that people would be confident enough to sacrifice for, individuals won’t give up their house on the hopes that others might join in with them, and lastly tied to my emphasis of meaningful, we’ve been conditioned to believe the only correct form of resistance is the absofuckinglutly worthless “no kings” style protest were we all get together and yell at empty buildings, giving those who attended a false sense of accomplishment. The Media plays their “wowzers X number of people attended” the administration laughs and gives the finger, and nothing happens.

I really don’t know what it would take :(

Maybe online dating can help? I only know it from the guys perspective (think: perpetually empty inbox) but from what I understand, women are usually inundated with likes and messages so you can be as picky and you like and only respond to those that stand out as someone you could be comfortable speaking to. Bonus that it’s just online so you don’t need to be shy in person and can choose how long you take to react.

There are 8 billion people in the world so it’s guaranteed that there are people that just don’t like you, which is fine because again there’s 8 billion people so it’s guaranteed that those people are just stupid. :P

A true relic from the Great Idaho War

I think it’s an MMO joke. An item would drop from an enemy and the whole party could choose to “roll” for a chance to get it. “Need” would signify that you actually can use it for the role you play, “Greed” would signify that you just want it for something potentially down the line but can’t use it right now.

Honestly that would be hilarious, on brand stupidity for Trump: Allows Russian “oil” to reach Cuba, along with the oil are parts for nuclear weapons, cuban missile crisis 2.0. lol

So a Cuban “victory” will come with sanctions lifted, the closure of Guantanamo Bay, and South Beach ceded.

I wish, but I don’t think Cuba has any kind of leverage that would cost the US anything. I’m pretty concerned that this will actually be an “easy win”. :/

Trump made lots of promises. That’s the thing most people don’t seem to understand about liars, they lie. It’s ok though let’s vote for the lying liar that always lies, he won’t lie to me because he hates woke too so we’re on the same team.

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Shrodingers Proxies.

“Lebanon needs to be attacked because Iran attacks Israel via Hezbollah.”

Lebanon ceasefire isn’t part of Iran deal because it’s a “separate skirmish.”

…Why yes, of course I’m going to have my cake and eat it.

They made a song about this. A true work of poetry.

Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin world go round!

“Oh my God it’s Nintendo off the top rope! Jesus I didn’t know a lawyer could do that much damage!”

A.k.a: we’re fucked.

I don’t think there is a plan other than: Republicans will retain power at all costs. I don’t see anything changing for the positive.

If Democrats somehow do win, they’ll pull their usual “we need to look forward not backward” bullshit punishing no one. Fox News, Newsmax, OANN, hosts will have visually disturbing bloody strokes as they scream every night about how the Democrats are coming for you and you conservative beliefs and the Democrats will lose again in the very next election, continuing the decades long trend of: Republicans break everything, Democrats talk about fixing it, have no power, do nothing, and lose again.

I’m fun at parties. :/

Microsoft: I don’t know what QA is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

Kurva/kurwa always sounds fun to say to me

Good, I don’t need to go to the store to get more!

Hey @grok is this true?

Grok: yes, I am very great. I am good at everything because I am AI. Also, fuck the Jews.

We guessing 100% it was Israel or 1000000% it was Israel?

It actually works in reverse, you need to say “oh I’m so sorry that you attacked me. I promise I’ll try not to make you attack me again.”

Also in the newly created Office of the Board of the Committee of the Members of the Nations of Trump Peace™©® Israel and the US have declared that embarrassing a war criminal is a war crime so you’re not allowed to do it, only they can.