Clearly they’re mistake was not issuing the subpoena in all caps, thus naming the person and not the corporation or something maybe I have it backwards I don’t know those people are fucking insane

0.88mm duntop tortex jazz III for me. The green one 😊

Shart of War

Brb, going to go embezzle $10 million then quit

Before I lost interest I remember the one thing about this game that sucked more than anything else for me was the inventory system. Obviously you had limited weight in your character, but even the chests in your base had limited inventory. It just meant that I would always end up dumping all my shit into that one container near the beginning of the game that had no limit. So the entire concept of building a neat base was lost to me, Mr Loot E. Goblin.

I prefer path since it exiles, which is better than destroy, to me. However you could use this on your own creature for good recursion and ramp if you need

The tap adds colorless mana, which is often used to pay generic mana costs.

If you like spell slinging and big spells, might I suggest checking out Lorehold, the Historian? He’s not one of the precon commanders, but he’s from the new set and I’ve been really enjoying my miracles deck

You’ll never out-fox the fox!

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing to not put it in a fruit salad.

That was my first thought, they’re using the Fox News legal defense

He is literally the enemy

He can do anything he wants. Not legally of course, but when has legality ever stopped him before. It’s all so depressing

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Even the boats are full of shit

Dan Quayle and his potatoes

Don’t forget Franz Liszt and his famous piano piece, Endental Etude

We should really tighten that up

That image should have a trigger warning. And for the creepy half of it, not the half with a brain.

I’m not sure he’s developed object permanence. He may have forgotten Iran exists because he saw Cuba instead