As long as you didn’t bring that provoking pooch with you.

Nice sleuthing!

that won’t stop me

What is the first movie in that list? It looks like Noah Wylie but I can’t make it out.

not yet?

dab on it

I legit enjoy getting scared so much that the few times I’ve experienced sleep paralysis I’m like “oh boy! it’s happening!” —but apparently that is exactly how you end a sleep paralysis episode is to just know that it is one/knowing it’s one helps relax you back into sleep.

Really bums me out.

This having negative votes adds to the joke.

I thought it was funny. Absurdism humor is hard to do.

Ah snap thanks for the reminder.

I know it’s all automated these days, but the mental prep isn’t.

That’s a hell of a suffix to add at the end of “just following orders.”

I hope these three journalists have appropriate security for following these threads.

In my case they’ll see how often I accidentally hit the Crunchyroll button on my Bravia remote.

Pull out, don’t pull out, we’re fucked either way.

Some matte tape will fix all of those problems…

…placed over their dashboard indicators, of course.

there is nothing in the desert, and no woman needs nothing.

My Reddit account was 19 years old before I was permabanned by their stupid AI for liking Luigi pics and saying I wish Trump wouldn’t wake up in response to a pic of him napping 😔

What an interesting carpet pattern. I almost thought they were on a beach.

Upping the slave labor numbers.

nah it’s just me sucking the life force out of people who groan at dumb jokes

right in the exhaust pipe 😩