Eighteen weirdos show up. A mix of liberatarians, crypto rubes, and one guy in a confederate flag fursuit. Immediately get turned away by a single unarmed and elderly security guard. They have to call an ambulance when two members experience breathing difficulty and arrythmia.
We did it.
Stolen from the comments on true anon.
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I love how they had to use AI to pretend they look cool, but in the AI slop they still look like a bunch of 50 year-old accountants who get mad at cartoons.
like all things New Hampshire it will be voluntarily self-funded so it will end up being somebody carrying a printed “sovereign citizen license” driving a cargo conversion van with bald tires and a vinyl sponsorship decal from a used car lot.
the van will overturn on the highway and all six passengers will be dead from not wearing seatbelts.
live free or die, probably.
Pairing camouflage with probably the most visible clothing item possible is certainly a choice.
Boy, these guys sure do love using AI to pretend they aren’t pathetic. When the AI image still makes them look really pathetic anyway, they’re so pathetic that “extremely pathetic” is closer to normal levels of patheticness than it is to the amount of patheticness that they have.
I’m always morbidly curious what horrific string of idiotic phrases was fed into the burn the Amazon algorithm to create such slop. (Though never enough to investigate lol)
How are they planning to use a shield and a rifle at the same time lmao. Are they aware rifles are a two-handed weapon?
Along those lines: the
power of the camo print paired with the high-contrast, heh, Cross hair to aim for is really something…
Warplock Jezzails ready, yes-yes!
Skaven society is basically what would happen in a totally Sov-Cit society anyway.
Kill things! All things!
Maybe they can plant the shield on the ground and prop the rifle on it. Not a good use of the rifle, but it’s somewhat physically possible.
Chuds larping as AR-armed crusaders using late-medieval-to-renaissance-era Genoese pavise and crossbow tactics?
Literal medieval peasant brained, superstitious and fiercely loyal to whoever they deem as “their” nobility.
That’s kind of how I assumed it would go. I’ve never fired a rifle. I assume you couldn’t rest the barrel on the top of the shield while standing or walking (think like a spear). My further assumption is you’d get one shot like that, a broken wrist and maybe a broken nose. But I’m not a gun person at all.
yeah they should be using bucklers, those fools
WELCOME TO NEW HAMPSHLRE
Welcome to to*
Lmao I missed the first TO behind the flag
When? I want to be there to document this historic moment.
Is your age a prime number? If not then sorry, that’s the rule outlined by Rep. Farrington.
Desperately needs to be shoved into a locker.
No way they’re able to shoot those guns one-handed while also dragging around a medieval shield.
shooting them is fine one handed it’s the aiming that’s hard and the aiming a follow-up shot that’s molasses
I mean… You can shoot them…
Tbh I don’t care about New England, they can go crazy for all I care as long as they stay out of NY
“Listen here tyrants! Leave my god porky alone! I will be an 80 hour a week volunteer, own nothing and BE HAPPY! You mess with porky, you mess with ME!”