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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.worldOP
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    2 days ago

    I went for an interview. They said, “Can you perform under pressure?”

    I said, “I’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody.”

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    “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

    “Retired early or in an unmarked grave. Those are the only two options.”