“I activate Pot of HRT, which allows me to draw two new pronouns from my deck.”
I’m using Counterspell, now you don’t have any pronouns.
All this talk about pronouns, I just want to know your adverbs. Mine are Lazily and Slowly.
Honestly, who gives a fuck about pronouns. Adverbs are the new hotness.
Tired/exhausted are mine
Not to be that guy, but those are adjectives.
But the pronouns I use for myself are I/me!
Mine/mine!
i agree with me
Alright, what else do we need to make these Turing-complete?
i think you need at least a rule for how to infer new pronouns from the old pronouns, and you need a way to jump forward and back in the pronoun stack
My pronouns are yoink’d/yours
Instructions are unclear, can I call you mine?
At least you didn’t steal my username :3
i have yet to encounter pronouns as cool as recursive pronouns
The pronouns changing every time they are used comes close though
tired: rotating your pronouns periodically to increase security wired: using one-time pronouns (OTP)
Bookmarked!
My pronouns are
function getPronouns() { const dateNow = new Date(); if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDate()===1) { return "clown/clownself"; } else { const timeNow = dateNow.getTime(); if(timeNow%3 === 0) { return "they/them"; } else if(timeNow%5 === 0) { return "she/her"; } else if(timeNow%7 === 0) { return "he/him"; } else { return "void/voidself"; } } } console.log(getPronouns());Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.
But why would I use third-person pronouns when interacting with you?
Void don’t understand you.
Didn’t you hear, how dare you not call void’, ‘void/voidself’
i still find it funny to think about the
voidtype as a legitimate data type with a 0 byte width. so you can havevoid a; void b = a; return b;
unnecessary else after if with a return statement
This shitty attitude about saving characters to reduce clarity is how we get things like https://gotofail.com/
that doesn’t reduce clarity, that improves it
Its a stylistic choice. In this house we turn off no-else-return.
Dude just wait until I show you nested genders, or Gender View ViewGender models. Gene was right, though he was just trying to sell merch.
She(She(She(She(Her))))
is this a lisp?
(/ she her)
Is there such a thing like a pronouns-bomb? And would that be called “pronbombo”?
If I have to implement one more fucking abstract gender factory so help me god
Dont worry, I have permission to use this:
Truly inspiring, if only it wasn’t disabled in game.
Are your genders object oriented?
Can they be expressed in trinary?
Do they accept NULL or NaN inputs, or do they need to be safely initialized with a sentinel value?
But I use I/me pronouns for myself. That’ll get confusing real quick.
No I’m Yuu, who’s Mii?
i don’t think so
I have no idea who either of us is talking about.
what if two people like that talk?
Ouroboros gender
the simulation crashes
They call it gay and make out
It’s a paradox, like time traveling to kill your parents.
Our pronouns, comrade
Order all pronoun sets by how frequently you think they are applied to me, then choose the second most frequent. That set is today’s pronouns.
I get very angry if you are wrong.
Lol mirror/your pronouns is a selection hexbear has
I’ve heard ‘any pronoun stated respectfully’
I liked the way Leslie Feinberg put it:
I care which pronoun is used, but people have been respectful to me with the wrong pronoun and disrespectful with the right one. It matters whether someone is using the pronoun as a bigot, or if they are trying to demonstrate respect.