Doobie (real name)

Doober

Boober

Bubber

Bub

Doobus Goobus

Doobius Maximus

Doober Boober Super Pooper

Asshole

Food (you say the f word around her and it gets her attention immediately)

For Siegfrieda I guess the foundation is her own name?

(Not in the pic: Schweinekatze, Arschkopf, Escandalosa. Sorry for not translating some/all, but it’s a bloody mess.)

For Kika it’s any word with /ʃ/ or /ʒ/ lying around. We called her “gata chata” (annoying cat) so much she started associating the sound with “humans want to give me petting/attention/food”.

Peanut Butter Cup (real name)

Peanut (common name)

Peeeenuuuuut

Spinach (inspired by a comedy sketch that pronounced it like peanut)

Pee is stored in the nut

Fucker (unrelated to her real name)

My wife’s cat:
Hazel (real name).
Fluffy (root nickname).
Floofers.
Floufy.
Floof.
Fluff.
Fuckin’ cat.

my frenchie: freddie boy, freddie spaghetti, frederick beauregard (when he’s naughty), my baby boy, little mans, little baby mans, stinky boy, stinky little mans, poopyhead. lol

Aaargh the desire to talk about my cats vs the reluctance to share PII

How about a friend’s pet? I call her Babs, Babster, Bibbity bobbity-bette, Bah-bah and Boop

Then there’s Daphne, or Daph, Daffodil, Daphodile, dill pickle

Scrappy is Scrappy Doo, Scraps, Scribbles, Scrape, and Shitbird/Pissbird, depending on which one he’s doing on the stairs

This is Roogie, short for Arugula. Roogie becomes Roog Boog. Or Roogie Boogie. Or Roogbert.

Or if he’s feeling spicy he’s Roogiberto.

*edited formating.

I have a note file on my phone with names I’ve caught myself calling my cat by more than once, it’s currently 26 lines long.

Not in my case.

The cat: Splotchy
The nicknames: Terrorist, Mr Right-in-the-way, What Are You Doing, and Kee-ton

The cat: Domino
The nicknames: Goth girl, Princess, Sweet-pea, Miss Fluffy Pants

Daisy (real name)

Daisykins

Daisy-waisy

Daizer

Diesel

Doof, Doofy, or Doofus

Dingus

Deezer

I’m looking for a good chance to get her with a “deez nuts”.

molena is her name. shmolena shmlail shmlain baine shmolena baina and then i normally call her a good girl

Maggie, aka Maggie Moo, or Moo, Mooster, Moo-Diggity and several other variations. The ultimate form is Moodelayheehoo

Freddie, Fred, Ferd, Frodo, Froodlehopher

Banjo, aka Beebs, Beebie Jeebie, Beanie Jeanie, and ultimately Bibbertyjibbert

Todd, Toddster, Tupelo, T-Dangles, and Toodleoo.

Juniper, Juney, June bug, Joonie boonie, June Buggie. (Ultimate form unknown. She’s new.)

Leo (real name)

Leonardo

DiCaprio

DaVinci (I string the previous three together when I need to use his government name. Leonardo DiCaprio DaVinci, get down!!)

Scar (Was supposed to be his name because of a giant scar that went down the back of his neck. The story is his mother caught him acting up and got a little too rough with discipline. Left a big scar from the back of his head down his neck. Poor puppy.)

Calibo (Some gibberish my brother calls him every once in a while.)

Lucille Lucy Luce goose Itty bitty luce goose Itty bitty luce goose with the tiny caboose. Luce goose in the hoose (house)

My beagle girls name is Fancy Pants. Her full name is Princesss Fancy Pants “Silly Bonks” of House Cuddlepup and her many nicknames include fancy girl, fancy beagle, fancy lady, fancy princess, fancy removed, cuddle pants, snuggle pants, zoomy pants, grumpy pants, sleepy pants, wiggle pants, doofus, dingus, stinky, stinky dingus, and cutie snoot. My boss calls her “the beeg.”