the “bearsite” again, C**l? (my real name) i really don’t think that’s a healthy environment for you. especially after the struggle…assembly? you told me about…
me: session. it’s alliterative, you see.
gf: :/
me: i’m asking this literally without the intent of being condescending (nonviolent communication) - but do you need me to explain what “alliterative” means?
It's also consonance, the repetition of consonantswell but yes, well but of course, but we dont want to overwhelm her now, do we???
Smh Hexbear having struggle assemblies when they should be having snuggle assemblies 😔
Show your gf this post and the comments exclusively so she can read this message: help your man get off this website and go do something spontaneous and fun tomorrow.
Also you log off too.
CEO roommate: Say why don’t you remove the part about not being condescending and add some laugh tracks and make me billions. I will give you a 5 dollars for it
laugh track
Put an insulting sandwich board on her and throw fruit at her until she understands both alliteration and struggle sessions (practical experience is the best teacher). /joke
They are to be referred to as struggle assemblies from now on
Stalinist-Alliterativist
Mine can look all she wants and she won’t understand anything, maybe a few words because she doesn’t speak English MWAHAHAHAH!!
Thought I smelled pasta but this appears to be OC. Carry on
wasn’t sure what this meant so i asked my gf (more attuned to the internet than i) what it meant (omitting choice details ofc) and she said she would “personally” take that as a “massive compliment.” so, erm…many thanks???