Cool, yeah they lied. Now where’s my money back?
It’s my duty as CEO to make the shareholders the most money possible. I might as well lie about everything, get a ton of investment, raise stock prices, obfuscate the truth as long as possible, when the courts finally do make me tell the true truth I’ll pay a relatively small fine. Rinse repeat. Who can even argue this isn’t effective, he’s the richest person in the world and this timeline sucks.
What? Now you can’t market a car that can not fully self drive as “full self driving”??? Next I won’t be able to market my canola oil that does nothing as “assassassin’s magic snake oil elixir that kills your enemies and makes your dick huge”?
If my dick is already huge will it still do the other stuff?
Yes, but you will also get a second huge dick.
Sweet, then I can bang two of my stepsisters at once
Warning: may cause stepsister to grow huge dick.
lol
And with this news, TSLA stock hits $480.
I knew they couldn’t actually make a working Frame-Shift Drive. I feel vindicated.