Cuz it sounds like… nevermind, you get it. I swear this is my last one of these.
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Who need they kabuki ate
OMG meeeee
… this website is so wholesome I don’t even feel like I can commit to the bit.
Commit
But also
Know where to draw the line
Okay, I took the past several hours to put on stage makeup and a traditional costume. Using a set of formal stylized movements I wiggle my tush in the prescribed way, while a guy that sounds like a sumo announcer explains that my characters does indeed want their kabuki ate.
Oh gosh sorry i filled up on popcorn I’m kinda stuffed
Fellas, get yourself an antelope that looks at you like this. That’s okay I already exited the stage in the elegant click clack of my toothed wooden sandals.
*cultured, respectful applause *
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
noh
Fair enough. Holy smokes I went on the Noh wiki page, those masks at the bottom are very cool. They look different from different angles and the actors would tilt their faces up to convey changes in the character. Also I guess Noh “is a major form of classical Japanese dance-drama” while Kabuki is “a classical form of Japanese theatre, mixing dramatic performance with traditional dance.”
It’s so colorful! From my 5 minutes of wikipedia research for this shitpost I’ve learned that red indicates passion and purple is nobility.
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Love the random fishing video game genre. Almost 9lbs, wow that’s a dense bass.