“Next time I’ve got a hot date I’m gonna hit that pounded yam early. I’m a skinny guy – I need that power in my back.” Tim Westwood, yam-mad and horny.

I feel bad for Tinie Tempah’s songs. It’s not his fault the references got cancelled.

Said I was the man

All I ever needed was a plan

Tell J K that we’re still Rolling

Tell Russell I’m a brand