Alt: An image of glowring-red and charred pasta, captioned “al Dante”
Dante, you say?
Al, you say?
TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo!
YEAGH
el exterminador de demonios
Abandon all hope ye who rule here
Al dentes inferno
Wait, it’s all burnt macaroni?
Always has been.
Those are penne, though, not macaroni…
Pennies don’t burn like that though…?
They do once I’m done with them!
…no, I don’t know what that means either 🤷
HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE
That’s a darn tasty lookin’ Pasta Carbonara.
The red means it’s not cooked all the way. Better be safe…
Al Dead
Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.
This guy constipates
That’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Just have a glass of water with it, k?
I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now…
Abandon hope all yee who come to this cookout.
Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories