Doesn’t look too ill to me

Und ich dachte immer, das mit „wie kommen die Löcher in den Käse“ ist ein Witz

This arc is pure genius 🤣

No, just Christian propaganda. “Sin bad”, you see …

That’s not really a riddle, but I’ll give you three guesses.

What consenting adults do in their bedroom is none of your fucking business

Ist nicht so geworden. War schon immer so, du hast es nur nicht gesehen. Was man dagegen machen kann? Zeitung abbestellen, Tagesschau meiden und das Glück im Kleinen finden. Auf die da oben hast du keinen Einfluss, egal wie sehr du dich daran aufreibst.

Nice but why not get a Thermomix instead

Yes. No fucked up cunts, though, because ballet teachers are gay.

Someone missed the opportunity to make that law very simple:

§ 1. War is illegal. § 2. That’s all.

What no it wasn’t

“Department of Corrections” totally has those “Ministry of Love” vibes

I’m sure he’ll have learned his lesson by the time he has to make a leaf collection.

That’s God’s way of saying that He’s not amused. Repent!

Yawn. Watch TESB again. Yoda talks normally most of the time.

and Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landings than to the building of the pyramids

Congrats 😃👍 btw in that time light in vacuum will travel 299,792,458 metres (didn’t look that up either)

Locking tuners from Gotoh or Grover, and wind them the proper way around, how do you even manage to tune

Only time will

Wäre auch hinsichtlich Gewaltentrennung fragwürdig.