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zqwzzle@lemmy.cato Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Sam Altman Says It'll Take Another Year Before ChatGPT Can Start a TimerEnglish55·3 days agoHilariously the only use I have for Siri is setting timers.
zqwzzle@lemmy.catoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•The back story behind the first "$1.8B" dollar "AI Company"English3·4 days agoIs it massive financial fraud? Oh yup it sure is.
The stranger orgy version.
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals.
Could not reproduce: works on my machine
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliabilityEnglish67·9 days agoTechnically still 9’s just in the wrong places.
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato Programming@programming.dev•GitHub Actions Is Slowly Killing Your Engineering Team - Ian DuncanEnglish5·14 days agoIf you can get the permissions to do it set the protected branch and prevent merge on build failures. This is a repo setting that will work with any ci provider assuming it updates the PR status.
Yes the cheetahs name is Henry Catvil
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato No Stupid Questions@lemmy.ca•How fuckup-proof is replacing your own iPhone battery?English3·15 days agoGenerally iPhones are difficult to self repair. You can check ifixit for your specific model and see if the directions are doable for you. You’ll generally need some esoteric tools like the pentalobe screw bit.
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato Science Memes@mander.xyz•An Arctodus simus that has been affected by the tapeworm parasite, by HodarinunduEnglish52·16 days agoThe forbidden ramen.
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a snake on car glass in Germany?English5·20 days agoDoesn’t w get pronounced as ‘V’ in German anyways?
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Amazon is determined to use AI for everything – even when it slows down workEnglish111·20 days agoIt’s their wet dream to be able to get rid of all their workers.
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Stargate DS•9English10·22 days ago
Does it use Stalin sort?
Great name for an archeologist.
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Tucker Carlson Facing ‘Foreign Agent’ Charges, He Says—’They Read My Texts’English6·26 days agoWho’s probably a child fucker…
zqwzzle@lemmy.cato Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•The one science reform we can all agree on, but we're too cowardly to do - Get rid of for-profit scientific publishers.English27·29 days agoFun fact Robert Maxwell established the for profit scientific publishing companies. If that name seems familiar he is the father of Ghislaine.
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