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Who is that guy in the background? Cuz he sure as shit looks like Danny Trejo

Lol

Start suckin and fuckin 🫡

Is this solarpunk?

I read it as “pants bag” lol

Courts didn’t stop those people getting deported to El Salvador…

A few years ago, I would have said you were being overly paranoid. Nowadays, I’m in the same boat.

Also, the fuck is a chipotlane?

A deGoogled smartphone operating system

There was also an attack on the Afzaal family in London (Ontario) by a white nationalist with a pickup truck because they were visibly Muslim

Christmas is fucked this year

Liquefy Musk

Is it tender to eat gays?

Tim Cook, Larry Ellison, a plane owned by Google, and a few megachurch guys among others, if I recall correctly

Honestly, fuck both of them. Trump is worse by many orders of magnitude, but fuck ‘em both.

I knew health-care execs were evil pieces of pus-filled human garbage but I never could have imagined someone saying anything like that in a testimony, regardless of context. Maybe I’m naïve

Oh fuck we forgot to triple stamp it

What the fuck do they think is happening? “Wow, sure has been a long time since I started hurdling through fucking space”