How fast is a dumbass?

Not worth bragging when you only do the easy (and fun) part of making children…

The thing about his bankruptcies is HE still got paid. So they don’t make any difference to him.

Just like he doesn’t care what happens to this country as long as he gets what he wants.

If you give a guinea pig a carrot…

Clearly Jojo is Spooky’s type

When compared to high consumption?

Are they going to update the playlist?

Surprise funny business is better than rain-check funny business

Or 1/4 cup sticks (half the length of the 1/2 cup sticks), which usually end up a more convient size

Used to live near a pond with something like this. Not nearly as big, and was square, but could also climb down and see the underside where the water fell down and formed a stream.

Was pretty cool.

It does not go specifically on a sub sandwich.

A sub sandwich gets oil and vinegar

Mayo is great on a BLT, or a Hamburger, but these are not subs

“Plenty” = “none”

Mayo doesn’t go on a sub.

Well, they looks like they’ll fit, so why not?

If they’ve survived 50 years, I think it’s time to thank them for their service and send them on their way.

How have these survived on the wall for 50 years?

If something fails so clearly at its basic function, can it really be “ruined”?

Microwave: just for that, I’m giving it to you BOTH too hot and too cold

Run?

Campout sounds much more fun than cleaning my room.

Pretty sure if God needed that, He could make it happen without needing people to make donations.

Assuming He exists, of course.