Bad Zoot

The weird part was that fixing the toilet perfectly synced up with The Wizard of Oz

I’ll just leave this here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_enslaved_people_of_Mount_Vernon

“I’m really thinking about partnering with them to take some of that money they are never going to give me”

I remember when we used to imagine some future politician leading us over the edge because they are so clever and well spoken.

Do recommend

• Elizabeth Bathory

Seems like every time I did that it pushed me down into a hole in the middle of the bed and I was shot back out as an unexplainable quantity of blood.

The Night of the Giant Tardigrade with Mandibles

Monsterdon is the best

Agreed

Justice Neil Gorsuch, who was also appointed by Trump, added to the pressure Sauer faced, asking the seasoned Solicitor General: “Do you think Native Americans are birthright citizens under your test?”

“Ah, I think… so,” he replied, somewhat unconvincingly. “I’ll have to think that through.”

Is that literally the first time he’s thought about that?

All glory to the Hypnotoad

The question presumes that providing defense for someone that is guilty is more of an ethical problem than prosecuting someone that is innocent.

I believe the opposite. I think even if someone is guilty they deserve a fair defense.

With you until the last paragraph, but if things drag on like this for that long and we haven’t collapsed we’ll have been balkanized into the neighboring states of Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, and Google.

Mastodon has polls. You could look at the #poll hashtag.

AFAIK there’s not a story to it. It’s just using pollination as a metaphor; and now that I think about it, the flower isn’t even mentioned. Typical.

Sure, if you don’t mind sub-optimal freshness. Some people are more refined than that though.