Because in 3 weeks most people will forget about it. It’s brazen. They’ll still be the biggest doorbell company in America

Driving is more deadly than not driving. Stupid take

On the freeway, good driving habits, like lane discipline, is more safe than reducing speed from 70mph to 65mph

Are there other Hannibal Buress jokes we can put in front of candy?

Nice guy Jerry Garcia

Get help

Me to AI: alright, I’m about to send you a two part message. Do not respond to the first message.

AI: Gotcha! I won’t respond

I have both. One for work. Use both everyday. I genuinely don’t get this argument. iPhones don’t work better. In any single way (this new update exclude, idk about that yet)

Fip off fips

The question isn’t stupid. But asking it here is

As an American that worked for a German company for ~10yrs, and spent a significant amount of time in Germany, I’d say many Germans have an arrogant personality trait.

I shower daily, and I can’t spell for shit

3rd time’s the charm

Office depot you said?

You only have so many beats in your heart, don’t waste them all exercising

Yes? It was that forgettable

Who?

Just curious… what’s the opposite of imposter syndrome?

Right? Big $0 on any pancake

I remember a time before YouTube…it sounds like I will be living that time again