well i think the girl reading this is the widowest
goose [he/him]
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goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•men have to one-up women in everything, ughEnglish4·8 months ago
praying that the Buffalo buffalo will break the cycle of bullying and coercion
Feeding the Slop Machine (Into the Sun) [ft. The Flaming Lips]
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto parenting@hexbear.net•Parenting Chat - 08/03 - 08/09English3·8 months agoWe took a family road trip from North Carolina up to Ontario this past week, and it went… really well? We braced ourselves for a hassle with driving an EV on a long trip, but it was only a minor issue once. The wife and kids were troopers whenever our plans blew up, and we always managed to find something fun to do.
I now have three weeks to convince my rising middle schooler that people not believing that she was a dragon in a past life doesn’t mean that they’re hostile. I’m trying to frame it as similar to a religious belief: you sincerely believe you had past animal lives, other people sincerely believe that they’re going to a specific afterlife or are communicating with a god. You can still be friends, just be kind and respect each other!
Yes. It’s gonna work. Everyone’s gonna be cool.
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•If you use the following words you deserve to get executed by a firing squad:English12·8 months agouhh, yikes on bikes. angry much friendo?
goose [he/him]@hexbear.nettoneurodiverse@hexbear.net•Delaying engaging with media you know you will likeEnglish11·8 months agoI’m the same way, FWIW; I played about two hours of Disco Elysium and decided that it was too good for me to engage with right then. It’s still sitting there, waiting. Same with the original Metal Gear Solid. I knew I was going to enjoy it, but there was a feeling of, “I can’t give this the quality of attention that it deserves.”
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•Palpatine encouraging Luke Skywalker to use the bathroom:English4·8 months agoUhh, Luke you pee here
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Whom'st Among Us hasn't taken a lift and got off on the wrong floor?English4·8 months agoBeing a spaced-out college student on the 15th floor of identical dorm rooms was a good time
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto askchapo@hexbear.net•What are the six words every woman wants to hear?English5·8 months agohello woman. it’s time for smooches
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•My sister just got a job with a company that makes TABLES!!!English3·9 months agowow. pretty serious.
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto news@hexbear.net•Netanyahu suffers food poisoning, to rest for three days, his office saysEnglish34·9 months agonoooo bibi don’t shit yourself to death ohhhh noooo
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto badposting@hexbear.net•I'm running out of badposting ideas help me outEnglish2·9 months agocompose a heroic crown of sonnets addressed to the personification of hexbear
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto memes@hexbear.net•Scatman John faked his death in 1999English7·9 months agoIf the Scatman can do it, so can you*
* no, not you. everyone else, sure, not you though
this is what inte-grity looks like
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That Marx Brother’s name? Albert Einstein
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•All right-wing politics is sexual pathologyEnglish2·9 months agothis segment was the juicy, crisp apple on top of a great episode
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto askchapo@hexbear.net•What K-country should join BRICS so they can spell the word right?English15·9 months agoLaos, Ethiopia, Georgia, Oman, Kyrgyzstan
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto Games@hexbear.net•Sunday is Gaming Day: What Are You Playing Weekly ThreadEnglish1·9 months agostop censoring my posts about pafucko games
goose [he/him]@hexbear.netto Games@hexbear.net•Sunday is Gaming Day: What Are You Playing Weekly ThreadEnglish4·10 months agoMaze Mice (by the creator of Luck Be a Landlord): if Vampire Survivors, Pac-Man CE, and Mystery Dungeon had a baby
Nubby’s Number Factory: A paremovedo roguelike with 1997 CD-ROM game characteristics
biggest game modes to buttons ratio of all time