Man, what a dunce

Fun fact: Canadians actually eat 55% more boxes of Kraft dinner (mac & cheese) per capita than US. We love that shit for some reason (well, I know why actually it’s cause it’s delicious).

Okay but as a stoned mexican, that shit is looking real good about now

Same vibes as “you can’t fire me, I quit!”

Love this, my motto for hard days is “one thing is better than no things” and it helps every time. Today, I did three things even!

That fox look like cat

I’m not going to, what’s the point? Especially if they’re already a front runner, why would you want to risk giving an extra point to the one you don’t want to win?

I remember the raw denim trend in like the early 2010s ans you allegedly weren’t supposed to wash those, but even then that’s a very specific type of jeans we’re talking.

Love the old ones and I think they’re much more memorable than the new. Different vibe too but slower than new television shows so be prepared for that. I watched all of them in college for the first time like 10 years ago and they held up then.

I remember enjoying the new ones when I watched but I don’t remember the specifics of any episode, whereas there are scenes from the old one burned into my brain (in a good way).

When I’ve had a bad day :(

Or when I’ve had a good day :)

Or when there are sweet treats to be enjoyed and my tummy doesn’t feel bad.

I mean, one time I ate an entire kiwi with the skin cause I had no idea how to eat one so I guess I shouldn’t find this is as hard to believe as I have been.

Nah I’ve seen other photos of him, he wasn’t a bad looking guy. I think just not very photogenic or maybe he liked the scary pictures.

Car stuff. My partner of 10 years is in the autobody industry and even that is a word I just recently learned to distinguish from the mechanics side of things. I don’t drive, I don’t care for any of it, I don’t want to hear about it.

Ironically, my partner is the same way. He is in the industry because he’s good at it and knowledgeable but he fucking hates car stuff and especially car nuts.

I actually love em. They’ve reverted back to the type of fucking stupid ass nonsensical comedy that in grew up with and I am here for it every day. Also, some of the fashion choices? I cannot understate how much I love ridiculous looking fashion. Bless those kids (but keep them the hell away from me).

They really went and decided to publish some, if not, the best children’s poetry of a generation and then picked the absolute scariest fucking headshots they could of him.

I mean, they are wrong because he was writing up until the late 80s/early 90s, but also the man was born almost 100 years ago… and that’s fuckin wild man.

Thanks, I’ve only been here two years and still haven’t bothered to learn the proper way to do those. (I am lazy)

I’m just lazy. I cleanshave armpits/legs, maybe twice a year if I’m going to a wedding or something fancy. I trim my pubes and sometimes my armpits with an electric razor because they get uncomfortable if too long, but even then that’s like once a month at best.

When I was younger I used to shave everywhere all the time. And theres still a lot of stigma in my family about not shaving (read: my mom is rude AF about it). But I’m an adult and I don’t live near her anymore and I do what I want.

I don’t necessarily feel empowered either way, I just don’t care anymore. If anyone has an issue with it, that’s a them problem.

A unattractive person whose defining characteristic of their personality is their egotism. Most often used to describe typically one-dimensional preps, chauches, or the like. A particularly mean insult; it should not be taken nor thrown around lightly.

This was posted to urban dictionary 21 years ago, so depends how far back I guess?

I’ve only ever heard it used as an insult, like chump.

I saw a guy with a military style duffle bag the other day, but it had the words “emotional baggage” on the side of it, and honestly, that passes the vibe check.