I want to like it, but they block most of my vpn nodes so I can’t see half the content on the fediverse 😭

A good water bottle, that keeps ice in the bottle for two days. Cost like $80 a couple years ago but it’s a HUGE luxury imo, waking up thirsty in the middle of the night and always having ice cold water available is priceless

Complaining is politics, mods take this down

I don’t even really like chocolate cake, but this looks so good I’m gonna try it

I can’t say I have any hopes for this, but I wish you the best anyway - I’m curious tho, I’m getting strong LLM vibes off your comments. How are you using the LLM, if you are? Rephrasing what you wrote, or writing the full comment?

Wow yeah that sounds really stupid, I wonder why they didn’t just make it rechargeable via QI

Was your car key fob always waterproof or did you upgrade/replace it? That sounds really useful

Is that a Bugout? If you’re not already aware of !pocketknife@lemmy.world you might enjoy that comm, it’s got a lot of great content

The only instance I’ve blocked is feddit.online, because it’s a pure reddit mirror with no users or fediverse-native posts. I found it clogged up my feed and made lemmy feel dead since there were all these posts with zero engagement, so I haven’t missed it at all and def recommend blocking it if your instance federates with it

It didn’t work, not hearing the song :( having enemies is overrated lol

Can we be enemies? I love dance monkey and would be perfectly happy having that on repeat in my head lol

Home assistant is the big one imo, voice control for a private smart home is useful and low-stakes so hallucinations won’t be the end of the world

I’ve tagged you as “shat themself and walked it off” so that future me knows not to fuck with you in any circumstances

For real tho, this is a hilarious story and thank you for sharing it

I think this is a perfect fit for a crosspost to !buildapc@lemmy.world and/or !buildapc@lemmy.ca as well

I’d wanna be an orca, so that even in my second life I can eat the rich

More seriously, orcas can travel a lot and see wildly different parts of the world than I can hope to as a human. Seems like a good animal to be, since it’s intelligent, doesn’t have many predators, and is cute af

Not overly related to your question, but for #3 you should put your template .desktop file into the ~/Templates folder (create it if it doesn’t exist) and then you can make new ones with the right click -> Create New submenu in your file manager

This works for anything btw, not specific to .desktop files

I think this is my favourite April fools post so far

IIRC three is maga trash, so please don’t let them taint your perception of lemmy as a whole

There’s some lake diving around me, but most of my interest is in coral / coral reefs so I’m much less interested in those ones personally
Thanks for mentioning it tho :)

Scuba diving, it’s such a good way to interact with nature but I live in a very landlocked area and travel is expensive