And why should I know this?

Given his understanding of tariffs, this would not surprise me at all

I mean, he still could and also accept the consequences of the blackmail being released, but he won’t. Not entirely sure what he’s afraid of at this point, it’s not like he’s faced real consequences for anything else up to this point, what could he have done worse than raping and killing kids. But I also doubt he’s really interested in ending the conflict diplomatically, he’ll just lie about who’s responsible for the ceasefire falling apart and use it to justify whatever atrocities they feel like.

Yeah I feel like hipsters weren’t really a thing, at least where I am, until I was already out of high school. Or at least not to an extent I was aware of.

I see just as many Canadian flags as US here, but sure, go off

❎ Automatic Voter Registration
❎ Automatically calculated taxes like other countries
✅ Auto registration to kill and die for the bottom line

Take a hint, no one wants your bullshit here

Unaltered

Tesn’t

Is a despair knife anything like a poop knife?

But like, as a friend, or?..

They reinforce the wings where normally they wouldn’t come back if shot there

I don’t understand your point, that was only like 10 20 35 years ago?!?!?!

Gonna need a Cloak of Cooling with all those layers

No one but you is ever fucking wondering that, ever. Keep your slop to yourself.

Pulling swords out of rocks is no basis for a system of government

I prefer the REAL version

For increased accuracy, “Cookies?” should’ve been either Y/Y or Y/“N”

It’s literally gambling, because the best stuff is virtually always gated behind some hilariously small jackpot odds.

I assumed they intentionally misspelled it as a clever nod to this aspect of the genre

Time to wheel out an old classic:

Intelligence is knowing tomatoes are a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in fruit salad
Bonus: Charisma is selling tomato based fruit salad as salsa