It says “SORAGPT”

DO NOT LEAVE NAIR ON FOR LONGER THAN THE DIRECTIONS SAY

We’re a few years away from presidents starting their speeches with “make sure you like and subscribe so you don’t miss any of my speeches…”

If it’s as bad as you say you could probably just sit right on top.

This page may need a new section…

In many stores, they will swipe “a store card” for you at the register if you ask them. I believe I’ve even seen the option on some self-checkout stations. I’ve only had trouble with this once or twice. But it may be worth risking for the privacy (and monetary) savings.

One time as I was turning down my bed a paper wasp (or possibly grass wasp, I didn’t get a chance to ask it) that was hiding in the sheets stung me on the hand. And now I hope I can share some of that previously unrealized fear with all of you.

Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.

Your house is going to look like a Family Circus cartoon.

So basically a dry moat. I wonder if you could compost those zombies with some sort of Hügelkultur setup. Would composting the zombies destroy the pathogen responsible for the zombification process? Could produce grown from that eventually contribute to immunity to the zombie pathogen? Maybe they could address this in the inevitable sequel, 7 Years to Die (co-produced by Danny Boyle).

Good thinking for the zombie apocalypse. Less optimal for bringing your groceries in each day / week.

Of all the sins Jesus died for, this may be one of the worst

She screams in silence

For all we know there have been many such peoples. They probably weren’t the best record keepers, either.

Well it sounds less spooky when you put it that way.

Have we seen Mr. DeSantis’s and Mr. MS['s governor)'s birth certificate? Have they been validated?

Show us your shitty art

That’s The Washington Post. WSJ is Murdoch.

Designed by the first AGI, I’m sure.

“Who, me, officer? I’m just captainlezbian@lemmy.world.”